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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Et maxime modi eaque sint iure.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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What are some recommended foods for reducing eye fatigue?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones